HAPPY 2011 FROM TV FACE!

I've never seen a ball drop like that!!

Credit Check

You. Don't. Take. American Express?!?!

OMFG

What do you mean, Glee is a repeat?

(Paul Croce can do no wrong - nice skills!)

Crisis Management

I'm rarely in a pickle this big

(Nice work, Paul Croce!)

My 15 Minutes of "Fame"

Even TV Face Founder, Johnny Marfield, gets caught in the act. Yes, that's me and JTT. Just in case you were wondering.

Home Improvement. Originally aired October 31, 1995

If I Had A Nickel

(Thanks to Michael Francis for the photo!)

Wardrobe Malfunction

I can see your flesh belt, Wendy

4 x 1?

I know it's a tough one, but give it a try.

Now that's what I call...

...a serious model

What's Your Sign?

This isn't eHarmony, sister

7th Inning "Stretch"

Regretting the nacho, hot dog, jalapeno popper, ice cream combo meal

(Thanks to Mike Lawson for the TV Face!)

Levi Johnston Is In Love With You

Just kidding

Mouth to Mouth

There Are No Stupid Questions

I can wear a brown belt with black shoes....right?

(Thanks to Arielle Schiff for the photo!)

Wanted

I'm sorry, you're dead. I mean, you're out. I mean.

Don't Overreact

I think you're blowing this out of proportion

Sigma Chi

Fraternity initiations just aren't what they used to be

Withdrawal Phase

It's hard to stop drinking soda

Attack Mode

It's a jungle in Beverly Hills

Your Test Results Are In

Tyra's bipolar disorder is finally diagnosed. Finally.

Ouch. My Eyes.

The White flesh sure is blinding

Flowa' Powa'

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Let's Get It On

Danielle explains how babies are made

Wendy's Rude Awakening

RuPaul wore it better

Dracula's Real Housewife

Sheesh, ANOTHER vampire show?!

(Thanks to Paul Croce in LA!)

Beautiful On The Inside?

Makeover week will be here soon

TV Face GRAND REOPENING!

I know, I'm excited too, Andy!! You've had a two month break, but you gotta start watching your face yet again...

That's What Friends Are For

They say that pausing your best friend's TV Face is the biggest form of flattery.

(Thanks to Paul Croce for attending the Hell's Kitchen taping and looking like this).

Rapid Eye Movement

Dreaming of that neck you've always wanted

(Thanks Alexis Petru of CA!)

Mirror, Mirror

It's just your reflection.

Another Reason to Stop Eating

TV Face will catch you in the carbo loading act.

Out of the Office

The TV Face offices are moving cross-country today and will not be functioning normally. Don't be too sad, we'll be back as soon as we can!

Grrrrrr

I, too, am angry that this season of Housewives is boring as hell.

Too Much of a Good Thing?

I could beat her record

(Big thanks to Alexis Petru of CA for the contribution!)

Trans Fat

That doughnut is not for you

The Big Squeeze

In two weeks we'll have a diamond

Are We There Yet?

You shouldn't have had that bran muffin before the rose ceremony

Standoff

My bet's on the monkey

Psychic Prediction

It will only get worse

Safety First

I'm glad to see that everyone in Jersey is wearing their helmet

Where Do You See Yourself in 10 Years?

The guys from the frat house have questions

(Thanks to Gina Anderson in NY for the contribution!)

Raccoon Sighting

Even our furry friends have to tuck

The Look Others Give You...

...when you claim to be anything, but a "vegas vip cocktail waitress"

(Thanks to @Paul Croce)