The Look Others Give You...

...when you claim to be anything, but a "vegas vip cocktail waitress"

(Thanks to @Paul Croce)

The More You Know

This is no way to get to the top. Just work hard and you can achieve your dreams.

RuPaul Saves the World. Yet Again.

But I'm not sure a makeover will be enough

TV Face for the Kiddies

Real Housewives of Sesame Street? Only in my dreams.

(Big thanks to the Lewittes family of NY for this contribution!)

The Faces of Love

Match.com doesn't look so bad anymore, does it?

Delayed Reaction

Remember when you wanted to marry a 84 year old?

A True Lady

You have not been spoken to. So hush, Adam

Is That Jill Zarin?

False Alarm.

What is, A Horse?

Haaaaayyyyyy!

A Little Bit Louder Now

Shout!

(big thanks to @Mike Lawson for the contribution)

Mouth to Mouth

I reckon these two have the same "dentist"

Don't Feed the Wild Cougars

My inner child is scared to death

Surprised by Big Brother's New Twist

Medical experimentation on houseguests. Why not, right?

Our Question Has Been Answered

Bethenny may be married, but this guy has several more questions

Spin the Bottle

You touch my Andy Cooper....you die.

My Special Ingredient

Giada has recently discovered the laxative I placed in her mozzarella

Spit It Out!

I told you your food was nasty

What the $*%@ ?!

I KNOW I've been away for 12 days, but you don't have to look (at me) like that.