Mirror, Mirror

It's just your reflection.

Another Reason to Stop Eating

TV Face will catch you in the carbo loading act.

Out of the Office

The TV Face offices are moving cross-country today and will not be functioning normally. Don't be too sad, we'll be back as soon as we can!

Grrrrrr

I, too, am angry that this season of Housewives is boring as hell.

Too Much of a Good Thing?

I could beat her record

(Big thanks to Alexis Petru of CA for the contribution!)

Trans Fat

That doughnut is not for you

The Big Squeeze

In two weeks we'll have a diamond

Are We There Yet?

You shouldn't have had that bran muffin before the rose ceremony

Standoff

My bet's on the monkey

Psychic Prediction

It will only get worse

Safety First

I'm glad to see that everyone in Jersey is wearing their helmet

Where Do You See Yourself in 10 Years?

The guys from the frat house have questions

(Thanks to Gina Anderson in NY for the contribution!)

Raccoon Sighting

Even our furry friends have to tuck