The Look Others Give You...

...when you claim to be anything, but a "vegas vip cocktail waitress"

(Thanks to @Paul Croce)

The More You Know

This is no way to get to the top. Just work hard and you can achieve your dreams.

RuPaul Saves the World. Yet Again.

But I'm not sure a makeover will be enough

TV Face for the Kiddies

Real Housewives of Sesame Street? Only in my dreams.

(Big thanks to the Lewittes family of NY for this contribution!)

The Faces of Love

Match.com doesn't look so bad anymore, does it?

Delayed Reaction

Remember when you wanted to marry a 84 year old?

A True Lady

You have not been spoken to. So hush, Adam