Mirror, Mirror

It's just your reflection.

Another Reason to Stop Eating

TV Face will catch you in the carbo loading act.

Out of the Office

The TV Face offices are moving cross-country today and will not be functioning normally. Don't be too sad, we'll be back as soon as we can!

Grrrrrr

I, too, am angry that this season of Housewives is boring as hell.

Too Much of a Good Thing?

I could beat her record

(Big thanks to Alexis Petru of CA for the contribution!)

Trans Fat

That doughnut is not for you

The Big Squeeze

In two weeks we'll have a diamond